Not our year

The Cardinals have had the most terrible luck this season; in fact, their lack of luck is almost humorous.

If someone stings the ball to the outfield, it's right at someone. If they sting one in the gap with men on, the outfielders make a diving catch, get up, and double a runner off to end the inning. Basehits that would normally score a man turn into outfield assists. Cards that are safe are called out, and opponenets that are out are called safe. Double play balls thrown by the Cardinals are deflected by the pitcher for infield hits. Pitches in the opposite batter's box are called strikes against the Cards, but borderline pitches for us are called balls. Our pitchers make good pitches that result in broken-bat singles or off-balance homers---absolutely nothing is going our way.

The Cards are also plagued with injuries. I'll enumerate them.

Chris Carpenter - Cy Young winner that is out because of elbow surgery.
Mark Mulder - A guy that you can traditionally count on for 15+ wins. He's yet to pitch an inning this season.
David Eckstein - Ecky was just starting to get hot, but now he's day-to-day with a lower back injury. He'll have to get his timing back.
Yadier Molina - He was finally having a productive offensive year; not to mention he's one of the best defensive catchers in the game today. He's out 4-6 weeks with a broken wrist suffered earlier this week.
Chris Duncan - He's putting up the best power numbers of any Cardinal while hitting a respectable .277, but he's day-to-day with a leg injury.
Scott Spiezio - By far the Cards' best pinch-hitter. Also a very valuable utility player who is one of their best clutch hitters. Day-to-day with a stomach bug.

Also, let's not forget about the car crash that killed reliever Josh Hancock earlier in the season.

I suppose the luck that the Tigers' pitchers experienced in last year's World Series has found its home in the St. Louis clubhouse.